{"id":65,"date":"2013-12-24T23:16:38","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T05:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/?p=65"},"modified":"2013-12-24T23:16:38","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T05:16:38","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/merry-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Santa-Criminal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-66 alignleft\" alt=\"Santa-Criminal\" src=\"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Santa-Criminal-199x300.jpg\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Santa-Criminal-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Santa-Criminal.jpg 336w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s hoping yours is merrier than the law allows.<\/p>\n<p>Spend the day with a gumshoe or a femme fatale. \u00a0Have some booze with a broad. \u00a0But leave the gats and bullets at home. \u00a0They&#8217;ll keep until the day after Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>No matter which side of the bars (or law) you&#8217;re celebrating on, have a Merry Christmas. \u00a0And remember, while the sound you hear you hear up on the roof may be someone trying to enter your house, it probably isn&#8217;t a second-story man.<\/p>\n<p>Probably.<\/p>\n<p>Different Christmas posts are up at <a title=\"Merry Christmas Adventures Fantastic\" href=\" http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/merry-christmas-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">Adventures Fantastic<\/a>, <a title=\"Merry Christmas Futures Past and Present\" href=\"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/futurespastandpresent\/merry-christmas\/ \" target=\"_blank\">Futures Past and Present<\/a>, and <a title=\"Merry Christmas Dispatches From the Lone Star Front\" href=\"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/dispatches\/merry-christmas\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dispatches From the Lone Star Front<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s hoping yours is merrier than the law allows. Spend the day with a gumshoe or a femme fatale. \u00a0Have some booze with a broad. \u00a0But leave the gats and bullets at home. \u00a0They&#8217;ll keep until the day after Christmas. No matter which side of the bars (or law) you&#8217;re celebrating on, have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[94],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas","tag-christmas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3P58L-13","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adventuresfantastic.com\/gumshoes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}