In a stunning move that surprised almost everyone, earlier today the Trump administration declassified all files relating to the autopsy of Isaac Asimov.
Asimov, whom most of the world believed died in 1992, was a prominent writer of science and science fiction in the Twentieth Century.
Shock waves rippled through the scientific and science fiction communities as interested parties combed thtough the documents. Autopsy photos clearly show that Asimov wasn’t human.
He was a type of robot built to resemble a human known as a humaniforom robot. Video footage shows the removal of his positronic brain, which was transported to a government controlled laboratory in the basement of one of the buildings at Coumbia University under the direction of a Dr. S. Calvin.
Dr. Calvin could not be reached for comment. Her assistant, R. D. Olivaw released the following statement:
Now that the cat is out of the bag, I can say that examinatnion of Dr. Asimov’s positronic brain has allowed us to make great strides forward in robotics, cybernetics, and computer science. Facebook, Tik-Tok, and Angry Birds all owe their development to our study of Asimov’s positronic brain. The advances in artificial intelligence alone have allowed us to leap forwards decades sooner than we would have otherwise. We here at the lab are working on developing an AI known as Seldon, which will aid humanity in expanding out into the galaxy.
Certain details in the documents indicated that while Dr. Asimov’s humaniform body may have failed, his positronic brain is still alive. Skeptics claimed that if this were really the case, then it would probably still be writing books. No such books have been published, at least not under Asimov’s name. Unfortunately, these hints refer to other files which have not been declassified.
This is a developing story. Further details will be provided as they become available.
