I couldn’t resist;
the muse the Devil Vox Day my medication the Illuminati Tor Books made me write this:
I am a man; I’m not a bot,
Even though that’s what you thought.
You loudly yell that I am racist,
Such a statement has no basis.
That I discriminate by gender,
(For which your evidence is slender.)
And that word you use for “fear”,
I doubt your understanding’s clear.
But the part that’s most offensive,
and should make you apprehensive,
to neo-nazis you compare me,
and I might add, quite unfairly.
And so I’ll take my books by Tor,
And I’ll toss them out the door.