I Have Offended the Snowflakes

I was going to post about E. E. “Doc” Smith today, but I was just scolded by a shrew about something on the bulletin board outside my office.  So instead I’m going to vent.

For some time now, I’ve had the picture on the left tacked up on the bulletin board (my bulletin board, not a public one) next to my office door.  Every once in a while, someone will remove it.  I put it back up.  Life goes on for a few months until someone takes it down again, and I replace it.

After the last time that happened, I put the picture shown below up directly above the first one.  And until this week that has always been the end of it.  No one has continued to take the picture down, said anything, or complained.

Sounds like good advice to me.  There are tons of things I encounter everyday that I find offensive.  Do I throw a hissy fit?  Remove other people’s signs, pictures, or posters?  No, I do not.  I am an adult.  I choose to ignore it and move on.  To do otherwise would be censorship and quite likely some type of criminal act such as vandalism.

After all, universities are supposed to be places where the exchange of free ideas and different viewpoints can occur.  Environments where people are free to express their thoughts and opinions, even if not everyone shares them.  Or even is some find those opinions offensive.  Right?

Apparently not.

I came in Tuesday, and noticed the first picture was missing.  I replaced it.  It was missing again yesterday (Wednesday).  I replaced it yesterday afternoon.  Only I put a second picture behind it.  The one on the left.

About 3:30, while I’m waiting for an international Skype call, there is a pounding on my door.  Not a knock.  A pounding.  At first I was going to ignore it, thinking it might be a student.  There are several who are unhappy about some grades, and I’ve given my final answers regarding their situations.

Instead I answered the door.  I’m not sure if that was the right thing to do or not.  (My blood pressure says not.)  A short woman I’d never seen before was holding both pictures in her hand, creased.  She asked if they were mine.

I replied in the affirmative.  She introduced herself as someone from another department who was teaching a class in the room across the hall.  (We have this wonderful scheduling software that results in a large percentage of each department’s classes being taught in other buildings.)  Some of her female students were offended by the first picture (she claimed).  I was basically told that other people, probably humor impaired, didn’t find it funny.  The woman also took exception that I had put the second picture up.  How dare I do such a thing!  Magic words were used, such as “hostile work environment”.  At the end of the conversation, which didn’t go the way she wanted, because I admitted no wrong and argued with her, she started to walk away my property, i.e., the pictures.  I told her to give them back.  She did, although I discovered later when I went to put the picture below up, she’d taken my thumb tacks.

Lewis was a wise man, and he’s completely right. Today’s fainting couch culture is exactly that, moral busybodies who have to have safe spaces, can’t see/hear anything that might offend them  or make them uncomfortable, and regard any opinion different from their own as a personal attack from the -ist du jour.

I’m thinking about putting some other pictures up, although I probably won’t.  Examples are shown below.

This one is quite applicable.

 

 

 

 

And this one is a favorite.

 

 

 

 

I have issues with some of the positions Menkin took, but here he’s spot on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the wisdom of Master Yoda cannot be refuted.

12 thoughts on “I Have Offended the Snowflakes

    1. Keith West Post author

      I have not ruled superglue out. I’m moving to a bigger office at the end of the summer that is in a suite and won’t open onto the hall. The woman in that office isn’t easily offended, so I think I’ll be able to put up several things that would make the shrew’s head explode.

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  1. Woelf Dietrich

    You did the right thing. Sanctimonious people like this woman are arrogant because they don’t get push back. They know people don’t want to be labelled an “ist” of some sort and so these moral busybodies utilise that fear to force their opinions on others. Once more people start pushing back you’ll discover that these moral bullies are not moral at all but vindictive cowards bitterly unhappy with life.

    So I say, well done!

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    1. Keith West Post author

      Or put them back as soon as finals are over and the humor impaired won’t be in the building. 🙂

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    1. Keith West Post author

      Thanks. I intend to. The rules are rigged so that I will almost certainly lose, but sometimes I lost cause is the only one worth fighting over. I intend to go down fighting if I have to.

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    1. Keith West Post author

      Exactly. There will always be something that will offend you if you don’t live in a bubble. Grown-ups learn to ignore these things. Universities aren’t supposed to be safe spaces. I was thinking yesterday that some of these people shouldn’t be allowed to wander around loose. Then I realized they don’t; they’re in academia.

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