All Over but the Crying

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Well, finals have been graded and grades turned in. The great email deluge has begun. (“Why did I get an F? I made a 76 on the mditerm?” Because that’s the highest grade you made all semester and your final/lab/homework/quiz grades were failing.)

Answering them takes time. (“I feel I did better than a D in this class, even though my grades don’t reflect it. What time can I come by your office tomorrow and go over my exam? I’m sure I can find a few fractions of a point to push me over a 70.” I really got an email like this. My rule for this sort of time wasting is if you get to find points to add, I get to find additional points to remove.)

I’m thinking of having a tray of cheese nearby to go with the whine I’m finding in my inbox. (“I think that your giving me a F in the course for cheating in lab, even though I was warned verbally and in writing in both lab and lecture and I signed a copy of the lab policies which included the cheating policy, is extremely unfair, harsh, and mean. I look forward to hearing a decision from you that will be more in line with the grade I want rather than the grade I earned.” I really got this one, too, although I’ve paraphrased and condensed its multiple paragraphs considerably. This was a major case of academic fraud. I can’t talk about the details yet, for reasons I can’t talk about either.)

Of course, hope springs eternal. (“Dr. West, I see I earned an F in your class. Could you please bump me up to a D?” Considering that your lab grade was in the low 60s, all your other grades were failing, and your average was below 50, probably not.)

All of the quotes, while based on real emails have been changed, not so much to protect the identity of the authors, but to cover my ass in the extreme event one of them actually reads this blog. It’s been a rough semester. And, yes, there was a major case of academic fraud which I can’t talk about, and I really can’t talk about the reasons why I can’t talk about it, either. At least, not yet. But soon…

Anyway, I’m going to be posting either here or on one of the other blogs almost everyday until Christmas, starting tomorrow. There will be reviews, opinions, and who knows what else.

Stay tuned.

Final Exams

Tis the Season for Theft, Snark, and Widdershins

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Lost Covenant
Ari Marmell
Pyr Books
279 pp, hardcover $17.99 US/$19.50 Can
ISBN 978-1-61614-811-9
ebook $11.99
ISBN 978-1-61614-812-6

At this time of year, it’s customary to reflect on upon the things for which one is thankful.

I’m thankful for Mastercard Fraud Division.

I’m thankful that my car, which normally runs perfectly but lately has developed the troublesome habit of dying without warning while moving, hasn’t killed me yet.

I’m thankful this blog was shortlisted for an award.

I’m thankful that there’s a new Widdershins novel about to hit the shelves.

And of course I’m thankful to Lisa Michalski at Pyr books for sending me an ARC so I can read it ahead of time.

You’ll recall I thoroughly enjoyed the first two Widdershins novels, Thief’s Covenant (reviewed here) and False Covenant (reviewed here).

In this one Widdershins becomes aware of a plot against House Delacroix,. Since it was Alexandre Delacroix who rescued her from life on the streets, she takes it upon herself to intervene on behalf of the House as a way of repaying the late Alexandre. She ends up in the town of Aubier trying to convince the last matriarch of the house that she’s a friend. All the while dealing with a mad alchemist, a brutal gang of thugs, and the matriarch’s son, who is somewhat smitten by Widdershins (perfectly understandable). Continue reading →

Team Robot Blogger Awards

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Angry Robot Books has created an award for bloggers. I’m not sure if it’s limited to members of the Robot Army, but it’s called the Team Robot Blogger Award. It encompasses the imprints Angry Robot, Strange Chemistry, and Exhibit A. There is also an Author’s Choice Award given to a blogger who didn’t make the shortlist for the Team Robot Blogger Award.

The winners are Kristen at My Bookish Ways (Team Robot Blogger Award) and Josh at Just a Guy That Likes to Read (Author’s Choice Award).

There were 12 blogs on the short list. In addition to My Bookish Ways, the other nominees were A Fantastical Librarian, Bibliosanctum, Curiosity Killed the Bookworm, Fantasy Faction, Jet Black Ink, My Shelf Confessions, Popcorn Reads, Shots Blog, The Founding Fields, Upcoming4.me. Oh, yeah, and,…um, yours truly, Adventures Fantastic.

Congratulations to the winners and all the nominees. The winners get the cool trophy shown above, and the winners and everyone on the short list will receive three free books. I’d like to thank Angry Robot Books for the nomination as well as the prize. It was a surprise and an honor to be nominated.

All three imprints are having a 50% off Black Friday sale, BTW. Click the links above for some great reading at a great price.

Happy Thanksgiving

Fifty Years on the Glory Road

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Glory Road
Robert A. Heinlein

This year marks the 50th anniversary of Robert Heinlein’s novel Glory Road. It’s the closest thing to heroic fantasy he ever wrote, although by the end of the book it’s clear that science fantasy is a better (but not entirely accurate) label.

This wasn’t the first Heinlein I ever read. That would be Have Spacesuit, Will Travel. (I’m planning on reading the Heinlein juveniles in the order they were written and writing about them at Futures Past and Present next year.) I’d read a number of the juveniles by the time I read Glory Road.

Nor was it the first adult novel by Heinlein I read. I’d read Sixth Column in paperback, plus the omnibus A Heinlein Trio from the Science Fiction Book Club containing The Puppet Masters, Double Star, and The Door into Summer. I probably had read Universe by that time, although my memory isn’t clear on that one.

What Glory Road was, however, was the first adult Heinlein I read that actually had adult content. And by adult content, I mean sexual content. I was 14 or 15 at the time I read it. It was something of a shock, since nothing I’d read by him was that sexual in nature, or if it was, either I was too naive to pick up on it or it didn’t make enough of an impression that I remembered it. Continue reading →

I’m Now Blogging for Black Gate

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I mentioned this here recently, but now it’s official. My first post for Black Gate went up this afternoon. I’m looking at the Ballantine Adult Fantasy series. The first post was an overview, giving a little historical context and laying out what I’m going to be doing. The following posts will be reviews of the individual titles in the series. You can read my post here.

I’d like to thank John O’Neill for giving me the opportunity to blog for Black Gate, which is one of the top websites for fantasy.

Not Wanting to Leave Megalopolis

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Leaving Megalopolis by Gail Simone and Jim Calafiore

Leaving Megalopolis
Gail Simone & Jim Calafiore
Painfully Normal Productions
hardcover $19.99

This is a graphic novel that was funded through Kickstarter, and my copy arrived in the mail today. It was a weird day, and I ended up with some time on my hands at odd moments. So I read the thing cover to cover. (Well, all right, not the whole thing. I’m still looking for my name in the three pages of really fine print listing the supporters.)

This is a superhero story for grownups, where the heroes aren’t heroes anymore. Something has happened to turn all the superheroes in Megalopolis (“The Safest City Anywhere”) into crazed killers.

The story concerns a group of survivors, led by a woman named Mina. They are trying to survive long enough to escape from the city, not realizing that escape is pretty near impossible. Not only are the former heroes hunting them, the other denizens of the city are as well. Some groups have taken to sacrificing people to keep the heroes from killing them. It’s all for one, that one being oneself. I was disappointed when I got to the end. Not that there was anything wrong with the end. It’s just that it was the end.

Gail Simone’s writing and Jim Calafiore’s art are top notch. I’ve not kept up with comics the way I did when I was younger, so I’ve not encountered their work before. I’ll be looking for more of it. For one thing, I’m pretty sure there will be more installments concerning Megalopolis. Not all questions are answered. The ending is something of a cliff-hanger. And there’s that numeral “1” printed on the spine. That was my first clue.

Your intrepid blogger proudly displaying his copy.

When I pledged the Kickstarter, I was under the impression this was a self-contained graphic novel. I can live with the discovery that it’s not. I just hope I don’t have to wait too long to read the next installment. The backup story written and drawn by Jim Calafiore was a nice addition.

This is not a comic for children. There’s a bit of sex, more than a bit of adult language, and quite a bit of violence. Not to mention blood. The themes and Nina’s backstory deal with serious issues, such as spousal abuse and sacrificing someone else, even someone you love, to save your own skin. Rather than being heavy handed, these themes are naturally worked into the story. The young Mina’s love of a raccoon in the flashbacks show us the wounded child learning that the world isn’t a fair place The panel with her sobbing and saying she doesn’t “want to be anymore” is heart wrenching.

This was money well spent. I’m glad I supported the Kickstarter and will support more from this team. There will be a trade edition, but I don’t know the details about that. I do know the Simone and Calafiore were going to hold off on the electronic edition until after they had shipped all the print editions. Look for it when it becomes available.

In Which I Discuss Thor (and his Deplorable Taste in Women)

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So I took my son to see Thor: The Dark World over the weekend. He really liked it. I mostly really liked it.

The basic plot is that before there was light, the universe was in darkness and inhabited by the Dark Elves. In an epic battle between Odin’s father and the Dark Elves, Malekith, the leader of the Dark Elves sacrifices most of his people in an attempt to use aether, a primordial substance. The aether is lost, and the Dark Elves are defeated, with Malekith (incorrectly) believed to be dead.

The story jumps to the present day, where Jane Foster is pining for Thor, who is in Asgard. Meanwhile Malekith is preparing to make a comeback. The Nine Worlds are aligning, which is allowing travel between the worlds. (Don’t ask, it really doesn’t make any sense when you think about it. Just like the scene with Eric Selvig streaking at Stonehenge makes no sense.)

Jaimie Alexander as Sif

Jane falls through one of the passages and is contaminated by aether. So she travels with Thor to Asgard, which comes under attack by Malekith. This leads to a sequence of chases and subterfuges that drive the second half of the movie. The character of Loki is well used, and his relationship with Thor is one of the strong parts of the movie.

There are some great visual effects. The movie isn’t so much a superhero tale as it is science fantasy. And reasonably well done science fantasy at that. The cast works well for the most part. Renee Russo shows she can handle a sword quite well. I think she’s been in the wrong movies.

Dude, really. Look over your shoulder.
You can do better.

The only real problem I had with the show was Thor’s love life. The filmmakers went out of their way to indicate that Sif is interested in Thor. Yet he chooses Jane Foster. The former is a kick-butt warrior woman, while the latter barely rises to the level of a damsel in distress, one who only takes an active, as opposed to passive, role in events near the end. Sticking stakes in the ground is hardly exciting, even if they are high tech stakes designed to prevent the end of the world.

Yes, I realize the story is probably following the basic story arc in the comics. I say “probably” because of the Marvel movies of recent years, Thor is the only one I never read. If there had been any real chemistry between Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman, maybe I could have bought it. I just didn’t see any sparks there. In the few scenes between Sif and Thor, there was plenty of chemistry between Jaimie Alexander and Chris Hemsworth. Personally, I think he should have chosen her. I certainly would have. She can more than handle herself in a fight. Thor wouldn’t have to constantly be running off to save her.

jaimie-alexander-in-thor-wide-movies-1185346630

My kind of independent woman

These gripes aside, I was surprised at how good Thor: The Dark World turned out. The Marvel adaptations are setting a high standard for superhero movies. I hope DC can come close. Given how underwhelmed I was with Man of Steel, I’m not holding out much hope, especially with Ben Affleck cast as Batman.

Congratulations to the Winners of the David Gemmell Awards