Merry Christmas. Here’s hoping yours is merrier than the law allows.
Spend the day with a gumshoe or a femme fatale. Have some booze with a broad. But leave the gats and bullets at home. They’ll keep until the day after Christmas.
No matter which side of the bars (or law) you’re celebrating on, have a Merry Christmas. And remember, while the sound you hear you hear up on the roof may be someone trying to enter your house, it probably isn’t a second-story man.